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Today.
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What the hell am I watching?
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It’s boot time. (Taken with instagram)
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Fuck tonight.
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Anonymous asked: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDEEEEE KNOWLEDGE BOMB FK;JFN;DLSFKJGNEROGNERKFNDSA
Ok Allen, when are we going to hang out?
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Oh God.
Tim and Eric’s B$M and alcohol.
A dangerous mix.
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It’s crazy…
But I am a little happy my scooter broke down and I got a bike.
I have ridden over 40 miles in the past few days. I am proud.
But it is kind of hard to give my girlfriend a ride to work. -
It is interesting…
How many people leave your life as you get older.
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So…
I kind of want to try nude modeling again.
It’s not like the whole internet hasn’t seen me naked. -
Remember when she wouldn’t eat her dinner because she wanted to go to the movies with her friends?
I do!Remember when she isn’t an idiot and knows that if she does that she gets good press? She also could have not had a sweet 16 or got a brand new car!
What would one get Kendall Jenner, anyways? She literally has everything she could need/want.
Who the hell is Kendall Jenner?
